Names for Periods
Mother Natures Monthly Gift
Mother Natures Monthly Gif
Mother Natures Kick in the Face
Paper Cut
Paper Cut in a really inconvenient place.
Like the tip of you finger.
Or on your vagina
Beelzebubs Tea Party
Tears of a Mooncup
Aunt Flo
Aunt Rose
Weird Crazy Religious Aunt who visits One a Month for No Fucking Reason
Time of the Month
Worst Time of the Month
Making Jam
Making Marmelade
Not Making Honey
The Curse
The Curse of Jafar
The Revenge of Jafar
The Return of Jafar
The Rag
Jam Rag
Raggedy Anne
Menstruation
MENTALstration
Womb Stab
Womb Implosion
Passion of the Womb
Draculas Teabag
Crimson Wave
Crimson Tide
Gene Hackmans Tidal Pool
Blood Bomb
The Cramps
Red House Painters
The Courtney Cox
Lunar-tic Juice
Cherry Cola
Cherry Falls
The Twinge
The Tug
The Fridge Clearer
The Sacred Dance of the Uterus
Little Miss Strawberry
The Stock Image Stomach Clutcher
Feel free to add your own. Not your periody tampons you freak.. Your period names. God. Christ.
my girlfriends call it as “birthday”
what i call my period..
Henry
I just wanted to say that all these names really applied to me when I ride the cotton poney. I like making jam, sometimes I eat it. I like the ones that are extra clumpy.
The dot.
crimson rider.
(In Spanish) Andres el que viene cada mes. “Andres the one that arrives every month”