Height – 6ft, (he just looks shorter due to the cuboid like nature of head)
- Lives forever. Those cute buns will never sag.
- Batman like stealth qualities – essential for sexy stranger danger role play.
- Was the original vampire stalker before Edward.
- Wry sense of humour. (broody in Buffy, but HE-LARIOUS in Angel)
- Fought a dragon.
- Owned a law firm.
- Saved the world a bunch of times.
- Good with swords and punching people in face.
- Great hair.
- Fought a fucking dragon.
- Turns evil when ejaculates.
- That “Irish” accent.
- Can’t leave house during day as will burst into flames.
- Questionable parental skills (Let his son get sent to a hell dimension)
- Had sex with Cordy – her vagina is a bucket of STD’s.
- Not a great dancer.
- Killed Jasmine and ruined our only chance for world peace.
- Like, REALLLLY prominent forehead.
Agility (as a lover)
- If he cums, and doesn’t turn evil, then he doesn’t love you.
Height – 5ft 9 inches
- Likes a drink, and a smoke.
- Bit of a LOL.
- Sensitive. He ain’t afraid to cry or show his emotions.
- Sexy bad boy thing
- Cheekbones you could slice an apple with.
- Saved the world. Sigh.
- Dedicated. Likely to die/kill/maim for you.
- A bit rapey.
- Pretended to be disabled, like, not cool.
- Writes poetry.
- Lives in crypt.
- Issues with sanity.
- Tried to shag own mother.
- Will make a robot version of you and fuck it.
Agilities as a lover –
- Super kinky. Likes destroying buildings/setting fire to towns/killing people during sex.
Height – 5 ft 10
- The snoopy dance.
- Heart of gold
- Safest character from Buffy to go out with, (you still might die through association, but less people will try and fillet your face.)
- Good at DIY and repair.
- He’s just like, so funnnnnny.
- Saved the world with HUGGLES.
- Lacks depth perception.
- Totes demon magnet.
- Won’t itch that inner death wish.
- Mild brain damage from being knocked out all the time.
Agility as a lover –
- Vanilla sex. Plain, boring, creamy?
Height- Like tall, okay?
- Captain America style strength due to squat thrusts and superpower injections
- Good at keeping alter ego identity a secret.
- Having sex with him makes houses orgasm.
- stupid hair
- stupid face
- stupid bum
- stupid stupid
- so boring
Agilities as a lover –
- He looks in your eyes the entire time and won’t let you give him a blow job because he think it would be deeming for you.
Height: As tall as Oz when he is standing on the yellow pages.
- Reformed bad boy – hint of danger but also good at cooking and being on time for things.
- Probably take you out to the theatre.
- Well read and intelligent.
- Good pension from his job as a librarian
- Could train you to defend yourself.
- Fatherly. Good for those with freudian issues.
- Wonderful singing voice.
- Also saved the world.
- Hunky in a weathered way.
- Encyclopedic knowledge of spells, demons and martial arts. So great person to have on team at a particular kind of pub quiz.
- SPOILER ALERT. Dead (spoiler alert)
- A bit stuffy.
- Hangs out with people 20 years his junior, bit suspicious.
- Also has brain damage from being constantly knocked out.
- His dark past may come back and haunt you. Literally haunt you.
- Totally not over Jenny Calender.
Agility as a lover: He does all the disgusting made up sex acts that sound like brands of 80’s keyboards. Like mooging.